Cucco Quotes - PART THREE

- During A12S Raid- Steaming: I’m way too casual at fighting games to try to play against you guys lol Aikia: I would teach you and hold your hand. No hetero.	- Random group nights on mumble- Aikia: Channel, go to sleep. Lunaria: Fuck you. (only thing she had said on mumble for the entire night) Everyone else: OHHHHHHHHHH SNAP!	- Aikia picks on a random BLM in A7 - Aikia: I need that spring. I hope I get it. Sas: That BLM took your spring. Aikia: NOOOOOOO……………… AHHH……..AHHHHHH….. REALLLY?!?!?!! Dolce: LMAO! Lunaria: That’s what you get fool. Aikia: AHHHH….NOOOOOOO!! Everyone else: LMAO!!!
- Waiting for Neru during raid cause he went BRB - Dolce: So Neru is going to be back in a sex. Geir: So you mean….2 minutes. Sas and Dolce: Ohhhhhhhhhh!!!	- During Alex Raid night - Neru: I can’t get that mercy stroke off when the mobs die so fast Dolce: What, are they leaving you hanging? Rare: He can’t get his last stroke off Everyone else: OHHHH LOL	- Aikia trying to look less dumb with dates - Aikia: March 29th 2016 at 12:45AM, Neru said “I’ll give everyone Doritoes” Neru: It’s March 30th mang Aikia: wait what? What really? Neru: Yeah mang Aikia: Psh I mean I’m talking in alpha time, not beta time.
- Doing A5S - Rare: omg help I’m a zombie! Help!! Help!! - Humblefaust dies - Rare: omg help! Help! Help!!! - Everyone stares at Rare - Dolce: Rare, it died already. Rare: oh omg thank god, I was watching the countdown.	- Aikia fucking around with others - Aikia: Hey Miyazu, watch your back. Geir: uh watch my back??? Neru: Is there a punch line coming up? Aikia: No that isn’t a punch line, that’s a threat.	- Poor Lunaria - Lunaria: I’m salty about the minions in HW LOL Dolce: I don’t get why they’re so low?? Lunaria: and always go to the shit faces Lunaria: I hope the increase the drop rate Lunaria: but I doubt it u_u Lunaria: goes* Lunaria: so satly I can’t type Dolce: LOL awwwww
- Valentine’s Day Event 2016 - Aikia: gonna order pizza then figure out how this stupid event works Dolce: Aikia is LF single male Dolce: hit him up if interested Aikia: LF single male, hoping to coach him up to my alpha status	- Valentine’s Day Event 2016 pt 2 - Lunaria: yeah gimmie a sec, gathering :o Aikia: np im here in limsa Aftcastle Dolce: wow Aikia is so eager for the valentines day date with Lunaria Root: Lunaria you should have been like “give me 1 mill gil first” Aikia: LOL Lunaria: oh true Root: #misseddopportunities Dolce: otherwise hes gonna waste your time Lunaria: damn Dolce: #wastehertime2016 Root and Lunaria: LOL	- Aikia and VA Random - Aikia: Hermes Aikia: Don’t touch my fucking caster chest [FC] Ubi: “yo rich kid hermes dude don’t steal my poor kid gear” [FC]Dolce: LOL [FC] Root: omg ikea [FC] Ubi: “you have 4k purses already” #worth [FC] Lunaria: lol! - Hermes dies to random mechanic - [FC] Dolce: YOU KILLED HERMES [AIKIA] [FC] Root: now he’s gonna roll need [FC] Mar: LOL [FC] Ubi: LOL [FC] Dolce: LOL [FC] Root: LOL Hermes: Calm you ass down, I don’t need that shit
- Crafter’s agony - People in the FC: * randomly talking about MSQ * Root: OMG DONT Root: FUCKING Root: LAG OUT MID CRAFT YOU LITTLE BITCH	- Random Dungeon Run - Emmara: hold on something s making a really really loud noise in game Dolce: how????? Emmara: like I hear bgm and what sounds like IDEK HOLD ON I NEED TO MUTE Ubi: sounds like what Ubi: alphinaud fapping Dolce: his father moaning LOL	“You should finish my balls”– Kiriya Kite
“why are you going LOWER UBI STOP GOING LOWER”– Neru Memeru	“I’m going lower Neru”– Ubi Crispin	“NO STOP, STOP IT”– Neru Memeru
- When the raid takes a washroom break - Rare: I’m going to use the little gentlemen room Neru: okay me too Aikia: me too and not going in with Sas, called it Rare: wait you’re not going in with Sas? Your loss Aikia: yea I’m not going into the washroom with Sas Sas: that’s okay Aikia, don’t be shy. We don’t need to compare sizes Geir: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh	- If Ubi Makes a Game - Esra: if ubi made a game Esra: the tutorial would be in spreadsheet format Ubi: wow no fuck you Esra: LOL	- Gay Church - Neru: gay is the way Esra: YES Neru: and so we pray Neru: that neru may come out some day Neru: NO Esra: today the gay church is Esra: erected
“Want to see my panty shot collection?”– Aikia Kraslord	“IDK, I’m not ready to buckle up and swash people though”– Ubi Crispin	“I’d like to plunder your deeps.” – Ubi Crispin
“Spread out ass cheeks.”– Ubi Crispin	“You know you guys just sound like you’re doing some sort of roleplay inspired by the series of Unfortunate Events”– Ubi Crispin	“THE WORKLOUD MAN.”– Breezy Phan
“A whale with a small penis, where do you guys get this shit lol”– Lunaria Knight	“DC master...i am truly a Marvel."– Neru Memeru	“I was wanking the main boss ;o;”– Neru Memeru
“Neru if you’re gonna slander me at least SLANDER ME PROPERLY”– Ubi Crispin	“Aikia, I feel like the axe is trying to compensate for something.”– Lucaeyl Braylock	“Neru why are you so fixated on Ubi’s ditto?”– Esra Amell
Neru: IBI TUCKED IP Ubi: yes, I fucked up	Hiro: hmmm what do I want to do nowww Dolce: play with us Hiro: wa u doan Dolce: we doan cool kids things Hiro: yeah? Smoking outside the tim hortons?	Ubi: time to go for my adamantite Ubi: if the [queue] pops I’m going to scream the heavens and pierce it with a pickaxe
- Doing Hunts - Root: what no shout drama!?!? [Shout] Random Person: Dead [Shout] Rare: wtpullmang	“Idk why but I feel like my boots got sassier.”– Ubi Crispin	“I'm so glad I came.”– Neru Memeru
“I have a bobo harem okay”– Ubi Crispin	“yes, harder, HARDER”– Neru Memeru	Root: did we get to see gnath rewards yet Dolce: you get an ugly ass dragonfly mutant mount Lunaria: it’s ugly as sin Root: LOL UGLY AS SIN
- After a long VA run, someone asks to do other roulettes - Lunaria: pass sice I have no other 50s :x Lunaria: since Dolce: not even exdr o_o? Lunaria: I do do exdr again Dolce: VA broke Lunaria	“I need to do some serious panty flashing to earn more $$$”– Lunaria Knight	Lunaria: plus this crafting is boring, jesus how do you guys do this Emmara: by dying irl Lunaria: I’m ready to slap someone Lunaria: I’m scared of becoming ubi while crafting
Aikia: luna, where do you live? Lunaria: VA Lunaria: don’t’ come and kill me	“may gods preserve you, oh new person”– Ubi Crispin (doing a dungeon)	“ya I’m the gay fisherman. I lure in gay fish.”– Ubi Crispin
“Does it go anything else but food”– Neru Memeru	- Discussing new Primals and drops - Steaming: dude guys what if tank armor is endiku Root: OMG I’D FUICKING PLD ENKIDU YES Neru: a palahen	Steaming: I cant wait to hear the jazzy power rangers music Neru: the what Steaming: in midas 4 Root: I read that as jizzy power music ;o Dolce: ;o Dolce: open that mouth bigger ria Root: ewwwwwww Root: ;O
“the GIER of change you say”– Steaming Bride	Emmara: no I only ship nelsonxemma Emmara: im all about that neruto Emmara: I will be his sasuke	- Rare describing his friendship - Rare: we’re pretty um what’s the word Dolce: married? Rare: heterosexual gay? I dunno lol Root: so like neru except heterosexual? Sasuun: man I was trying to think of a neru joke too

Ariru: soooo how many are girls in the fc? Ariru: I cant remember Ariru: Ubi Dolce & Lunaria: LOL!	Dolce: I need a hoe to whip Ubi: WOW Dolce: and you make my XIV life so much Ubi: BYE Dolce: better <3 Ubi: FROM XIV Dolce: cmon LOL Esra: UBI COME BACK Ubi: and then I wont resub until August Dolce: EVEN ESRA LIKES YOU Ubi: again Dolce: THAT MEANS SOMETHING Ubi: IDK is that supposed to be a compliment Esra: U BITCH	Root: ubithrusting Dolce: ubimercystroking Ubi: wow Esra: ubiinternalrelease Ubi: stop Dolce: ubimiseryending Ubi: I’m playing my drg Root: ubi((Satisfaction)) Esra: LOL Dolce: Ubisteadyhand Root: Ubi((Hasty Touch)) Lunaria: TMI
Emmara: omg dolce [Satanic] nun thought ubi was neru this entire time Dolce: …………………………..	Dolce: please have Neru on the pole Esra: I’ll fight neru Dolce: LOL Esra: for the alpha stripper position	- Esra showing her BiBird - Neru: u can help people wash the soap out of their mouths Esra: who curses the most in this FC Neru: Ria Esra: probably me tbh Dolce: Ria Esra: oh tru Dolce, Neru, & Esra: LOL
- “Reorganizing” Ranks – - Dolce changes a rank to “Shit Lord” - Aikia: I’m the most likely candidate for such a position! - Dolce changes a rank into “Shit Lord” - Dolce: there you go LOL Dolce: just stay there Aikia: I’m crying LMFAO Naria: *clapping* LMFAOOO	Lunaria: akf, finsihngm y snack Neru: okey LOL Lunaria: wow I fucked that up Dolce + Emm: LOL Dolce: but I got u	Dolce: is anyone here drinking Lunaria: no but I should Neru: no but I might sneak one in LOL Lunaria: because this [crafting] shit is boring as fuck Dolce: “no but I should” Dolce: great response LOL
Avasir: Holy shit this jukebox Avasir: My dick Dolce: WTF LOL?	- Doing Thordan EX with DF – Sasuun: I’ll call west Dolce: which spots are remaining? I’ll take the remaining one. Random #1: which one is left? Random #2: The placement for the blue marks during the knights will be north, south, north Hiro: left is west HURT HURF Random #3: Nona called NE Random NIN named Nona: Susan called W Dolce: Susan LOL Hiro: SUSAN DAMOOSE	- Raging at the terrible drop rates on Kingly Whiskers – Dolce: BANNED FROM TOUCHING CHEST NOW EVERYONE Neru: LOL dolce Mar: ok :(((((((((((( Dolce: JUST LOOK NO TOUCH Neru: chests should only be touched Neru: after Neru: a mutual agreement and a certain level
- Raging at the terrible drop rates on Kingly Whiskers AGAIN – Dolce: I TOLD U [the Kingly Whiskers] ARE GONE Dolce: AND SAS SAID Dolce: “dun buy dey’re gonna drop” Dolce: LOOK WHAT HAPPENED [at the MB] Root: [FARMS MOG EX] Root: [NOTHING DROPS] Root: [STARES AT SAS] Sasuun: #sasshole	- Bugging Rare to do MSQ quickly – Dolce: you have to finish/catch up Dolce: that’s your homework Rare: I was doing it earlier! Dolce: not enough! Dolce: you receive a C+ Rare: orz Rare: ill do it tomorrow Dolce: now F Rare: because I need to sleep lol Rare: NO YOU F	Sasuun: A little needy, a little desperate Dolce: A little bit emotional Neru: like me?
- FC VA Run Night – Neru: WHAT Neru: THE HELL Neru: IS THIS Neru: FC RUN Neru: OF VOID ARK Neru: WITHOUT Root: LOL Neru: NERU?????????? Dolce: LMAOOOOOOO	Neru: shouldn’t it be like Neru: a different word Neru: marco Neru: polo Neru: so like Neru: mana… Neru: …….. Neru: ….solo….? Neru: ……….. Ubi: you can’t be man solo, I’m sorry Neru: #foreveraloneface	“soo harddddddddddddddddddd”– Neru Memeru
- Ubi’s Titan ran off somewhere during dungeon – Dolce: TITAN Dolce: WHERE R U Ubi: LOL Neru: LOL Neru: it sunk into the ocean Neru: like the Neru: titanic	Sasuun: waht? Ubi: de arimasu Dolce: xsomething wrong? Ubi: sum ting wong Dolce: sounds like a dimsum Sasuun: cream of sum yung gai Ubi: that’s neru’s fav dish Root: HAHAHAH Root: I thought u were legit being chinese	Neru: root is it spelled or spelt Root: sp[eled Root: spelled
Dolce: I DID OMG Dolce: CALM THOSE BSM TITS Root: NO Root: THEYRE OUT OF CONTROL	Root: if they make us fucking grind fates again Root: I’m gonna punch a bitch Ubi: i hope that they bring minfilia back for that Root: LOL that’s mean Rare: bitch punching? Rare: ((Yes, please.)) Ubi: yes	Esra: mar, how much is crit adlo on me with ((Congratulations!)) Esra: …… Esra: ((Convalescence))
- Congratsing Geir on his engagement! – Neru: but yea Neru: COGNRATS GEIR Neru: u did Neru: geireat	Ubi: rip Dolce: ubi pls Ubi: how2getlb2 Root: die moare Ubi: I only see lb11111111winrar	“omg I can’t believe it just dyes that part. My crotch is new red.”– Ubi Crispin
- Doing Gilgamesh Trial – Esra: lol get close [debuff people] Dolce: they’re pro strating apparently Esra: GO TOUCH EACH OTHER Root: LOL Neru: they were Dolce: LOL	- Sas QQing about Bartz Card – Esra: ooooh Esra: >> Bartz Klauser Card Dolce: WOW LOL - Sasuun Damace has left the party - Dolce: LOL! YOU MADE SAS EMO Sasuun: that’s it I’m out Esra: HAHAHAHAHAHHA	“ur rektum got rekted”– Neru Memeru
“that’s not a gay”– Neru Memeru	Dolce: bring that inner bitch out Neru: ((Inner Bitch)) Neru: 5 stacks of fury Root: HAHAHAHAHA I LIKE THAT	“I’m big down there too”– Ubi Crispin
Ubi: nobody’s perfect Ubi: let’s make things better Dolce: U SUK NO WOD Esra: LOL god remember ubi and wod Esra: that love affair Neru: wait was in in that wad LOL Dolce: he LOVED it Neru: wod…………… Dolce: wad Esra: wad	“NO THE REOTIC PARTY IS GONE.”– Ubi Crispin	- Describing St Mocianne – Root: it’s like av but on less steroids Root: and more furries Avasir: Well Neru: it’s pretty Dolce: furrrrrrrriees Ubi: lol Dolce: its gorgeous the dungeon itself Avasir: You know idk how to respond to that Root: LOL
“ya I just get sucked into holes a lot”– Ubi Crispin	“I got distracted by furries”– Root Groves	“Rally has like the most disturbing emote. It’s like punching someone in the genitals.”– Ubi Crispin
“I did it with Neru earlier.”– Ubi Crispin	Dolce: do you guys want to void ark later Dolce: (minus sas) Ubi: (and Neru?) Ubi: sure	“Y U NOT DIRNKGIBNG”– Root Groves

- Nox trying to ignore Dolce - Nox: *ignoreing Dolce* Nox: ignoring Nox: damnit Nox: DOLCE DON’T IGNORE ME ;________; Dolce: LOL Nox: PLEAHASE Ariru: lol he said that out loud	“AVA U WERE MY RAODING DRUNKING UDDY”– Root Groves	- Ria drinking - Avasir: Correction, I was drinking Root: I can Dolce: and we’ll drink for Ava too Sasuun: yeah they’re tons of booze to share Root: AVA Root: WHY WAS Root: WHY PAST Root: TENSE Root: ?!?!/! Root: 1
Lunaria: free kupo nuts Lunaria: oops mt Aikia: freak Dolce: WOW Neru: SHES JUST HELPING THE MSGO Lunaria: ;) Aikia: lunas so gross Aikia: oops mt	Esra: oil from idyll/weekly CT quest from mor donut Dolce: you have a goto start! Dolce: good* Esra: ya it’s basically 2 oils this weeks Dolce: your wand is pretty btw Esra: weeks Dolce: this weeks Esra: how to type	“I paid those betas in dating tips because they were all going to die virgins if I didn’t kill Seph and share my alphaness with them.”– Aikia Kraslord buying his Seph EX clear
Dolce: looks too small man Aikia: that’s when its limp Aikia: No one’s dps can get it hard by my own	Dolce: [Rare’s] managing a few pretty 17 year old ladies at his work place Dolce: so need to spend some quality time with them Aikia: Rare exposed Geir: yeah, gotta put in that work early so he can start harvesting right at 18 Aikia: GEIR EXPOSED. Aikia: As a freak and a pervert!	Dinah: FULL PARTY FINALLY Dolce: fk u neru Neru: ((Good luck!)) Dinah: fuck u Dolce: WHERE DID YOU GO Neru: I fucked off
Root: HAHAHAHAHAHA Root: hEALARY cLINTON Neru: LOL Root: is in THIS PARTY	- Organizing VA Party - Dolce: should we wait Rare: lol I did that before exdr too Dolce: for a few more peeps Dolce: WOW YOU ARE Dolce: NOT MY FRIEND ANYMORE Lunaria: no cool points for rare	Neru: GUYS LETS MAKE A PACT Neru: LETS GRIND THE RELIC OTGETHER Dolce: yo if you want to I’ll do it Lunaria: I need a lot of drink for that
Dolce: Lunaria takes 2 shots <3 Neru: LOL Lunaria: I also skinda typey	“who why did I telel here”– Lunaria Knight	“wow my titan minion just landslide my groin”– Neru Memeru
Lunaria: yo Sasuun: wao exciting Lunaria: make up your damn mind Lunaria: oh wait lol nvm Lunaria: no cool points for rare Lunaria: shutting uip now before this all gets qouted Sasuun: too late Sasuun: think of who you’ll make jealous Sasuun: being all over that page Lunaria: …. Lunaria: really just had to go there LOL	Dolce: he must be lonely Neru: I mean our fc is so warm u kno Sasuun: he disappeared into the wind Neru: did he get swept away by garuda Neru: what if he Neru: is a cute she Neru: omg Neru: * fantasizes * Sasuun: you and your loneliness	- When Starbucks was Rare’s life - Root: why does starbucks Neru: so early ;o; Root: want ur attention so much rare Root: ur supposed to be paying attn. to us…not starbucks… Neru: ya I noticed u logged early yesterday Rare: they’re fuckers at the dooooor WAITING Neru: so I thot u might have early shift Rare: CLAWING AT IT OH GOD
“I miss Ubi’s crying”– Lunaria Knight	Rare: man I need Sas Dolce: no you don’t! Rare: more than I usually do	Neru: my aunt confused me Neru: for my mom on the phone Dolce: LOL IM LAUGHING
Lunaria: soggy sagahins, so glay I can run through here freely x___x Dolce: glay or gay Lunaria: I meant glad LOL Dolce: LOL	Dolce: YOU ASKED ABOUT THOSE CHERRY BLOSSOM TREES Dolce: THEY’VE BEEN THERE SINCE UBI AND I FINISHED THE MOG HOUSE Neru: but I pay attention to people!! Dolce: with your fishnet sweaters Neru: heyyy I think it looks kinda nice!! Neru: a guy complimented me the other day!	Aikia (in say chat): The cheese I eat doesn’t come from dick Dolce (in say chat): are you sure Dolce (rephrasing in LS): Aikia Kraslord: The cheese I eat does come from dick Dolce: okay Ikea Sasuun: I remember that Aikia: This is true Aikia: Really? It’s from 30 seconds ago Aikia: WAIT FUCK Dolce: LMAO Aikia: I said DOESN’T and you MISQUOTED me!
Sasuun: I got 5 hors waoo Hiro: woooo Hiro: WE’RE TWO HORNY GUYS Hiro: HURT HURF Sasuun: :^)	“DUCK MY ALLIGNMENT”– Lunaria Knight	“Mana, do you want snort or tentacle porn?”– A Random asking Neru during Ultros
Neru: ARAM IS AWESOM Ria: THEN PLAYW ITH ME Neru: nah Ria: binch Neru: too much other stuff to… binch… Dolce: binch Neru: to play Ria: binch Neru: binch Neru: I’m the binch hitter Ria: no ur just a binch	Neru: wow endless mana Dolce: I don’t want Neru: endless me Dolce: endless mana Neru: ((/laugh)) Dolce: yeah endless you sounds like a terrible idea Neru: HEY WOW Dolce: LOL	Neru: oh are u ordering more clothes Dolce: I’ll add it into my cart and have [Sasuun] pay Neru: LOL Neru: ((Hmmm.)) Neru: are u ordering from .com Dolce: yass Neru: are there any cute girls on amazon.com Dolce: you are so sad
Emmara: neru can creep on me with butt slaps Neru: wat do u mean creep	Neru: I never slapped [Beemo’s] butt!!! Emmara: what about mine Neru: I tried to massage it though I think	“I will massage butts for discount price.”– Neru Memeru
“It looks pleasant on guys.”– Neru Memeru	“I’m really good at spit-roasting and DP.”– Neru Memeru	“I’ll play drums with my dicks.”– Lunaria Knight
- Neru & his unstable WiFi - Sasuun: I work 10:30 – 6:30 now! Neru: SO FAR SO GOOD KNOCK ON WOOD Neru: ya I was surprised u logged in late yesterday Dolce: theres no wood for you to knock on Sasuun: :^) Neru: IT OK I HAVE MY OWN WOOD Neru: … Dolce: …	Neru: I put on my cape and pope’s hat Dolce: neru and little boys Dolce: :x Neru: oh fuck SHIT Neru: I TOTALLY DUG MYSELF INTO A HOLE THERE Lunaria: nasty Neru: THAT WAS NOT MY INTENTION Neru: I WAS GOING FOR A LAME PUN Dolce: SUUUUUUUUUURE LOL! Neru: “I know just the cure for u ;)” Neru: “u heard ur prayers ;)” Dolce: for the little boys Neru: NO	- Playing with emojis - Dolce: > u o Neru: wats that Dolce: that’s a winky face! Neru: OH Neru: that’s not cute at all Neru: it should be like Dolce: are you the cute master? Dolce: no you’re not Neru: o u < ~ ☆*: .｡. Dolce: that fits you tho Neru: . . . Dolce: it feels gay Neru: …………………
“yeah you know what, I am metro. Fuck you guys.”– Aikia Kraslord	“Japan and their stupid sexy train designs.”– Ubi Crispin	“Don’t be so aggressive with your nipples.”– Sasuun Damace
Dolce: what are you doing Dolce: ohs Im making you run Neru: taking a wak LOL Dolce: cause you’re a fatass Dolce: …taking a wak Neru: walk Neru: WALK	Dolce: you cockblocker Neru: oh Neru: well Neru: I’ll be brief Neru: so you can have private times with luna Dolce: awwwwwww yeahhhh Dolce: we’ll Netflix and chill :x Lunaria: * blush * Dolce: LOL	- Geir’s wife won’t let him sleep in bed til he beats A6S - Neru: GEIR Geir: NERU Neru: how was the mattress Neru: jk lol Geir: Bro Geir: So soft Neru & Dolce: LOL
- Nox sharing how he bumped into this old teacher - Nox: she was kind of happy to see me Neru: her one success child Dolce: her one normal child Nox: haha yeah Geir: Wait are you banging your old English teacher? Neru: LMAO Dolce & Lunaria: LOL	- FC playing with new auto-translate - Rare: ((Get hit.)) by ((area of effect attack)) Rare: they added a bunch of stuff Neru: ((Beware of))((rarity)) Rare: o.O Neru: LOL Neru: ((Come closer.)) ;) Sasuun: ((/wink)) Neru: LOL Rare: ((Um…)) Rare: LOL	Dolce: ohs hello rix’s turret chan Dolce: its still here eveno tho you’re that far Steaming: apparently xD Neru: it’s still not trained enough to follow her properly Neru: it’s still a rookie :U Dolce: pls continue to be in shitlord rank Neru: worth it Nox: or a ROOK Neru: THAT WAS THE JOKE NOX
- Rix forgetting her most important role in raid - Steaming: I like how I have like literally zero responsibility in this fight Neru: U HAVE 1 JOB Neru: ((Foe Requiem)) Steaming: OH I DO Dolce: LOL	- People think I write Fanfics - Will: but you do have a novel >.> Scherza: Dolce’s novel…What is it about? Nox: its about me and emm Scherza: “The 50 ships of Neru”? Dolce: LOL Neru: why neru!?	- Aikia in shout chat starting some shit - Aikia: Fat ass Aikia: with the pink hair Aikia: who looks like she’s wearing dead babies Aikia: who cant even figure out her hair color and has a weird crush on esmour stark Aikia: yes you, mana sonata, I’m talking to you
“Channel, you’re as ugly as Dolce, sorry yes offense.”– Aikia Kraslord	Hiro: … I escort him there and he’s like “your loyal steed has delivered you!” Hiro: bitch please	- Scherza running Weeping City - Scherza: No loot city >.> Hiro: that’s the real reason to weep

- Hiro and his puns - Hiro: dat sick enochian deeps Dolce: ya gurl Hiro: that would be a great terrible pick up line Hiro: your dps is angelic cuz you’re so enochian Neru: … Dolce: LOL! Hiro: or something Dolce: WOW Neru: make it a ques tittle	- In A7S, Aikia shit talks himself but hopes nobody sees it - Aikia: Aikia gonna Aikia: stick his penis in it and tear up all of it’s wall Aikia: . Aikia: . Aikia: . Aikia: . Aikia: . Aikia: . Aikia: . Aikia: . Kiriya: hes going to ((Internal Release)) in a ((Lalafell))	- Calling Ubi a Granny - Neru: u knit Dolce: HAHAHAHA Neru: u cook Neru: u take care of skin Ubi: STOP Neru: LOL Lunaria: Lmao Neru: u tell lots of stories Dolce: LOL! Ubi: WHY Neru: u probably look good in an apron Lunaria: LOL Dolce: WOW LOL!
- In A7S, talking about the cat and stuns - Aikia: Nelson gonna ((Full Thrust)) some pussy tonight	Sasuun: Nelson why are you Sasuun: inside me Neru: ((/blush))	Neru: I MISS Neru: JAPANESE Neru: TEMPURY Neru: FRO JAPAN
Neru: dun give Neru: SE credit for dat Neru: give the composers Ubi: uematsu then Ubi: who actually did this round of composing for HW Neru: ifk Neru: dik Neru: 1rhjkght Dolce: wow Neru LOL	Neru: pppppft Neru: you think I ever talk to the CEO??? Hiro: aww yeah gurl you can downsize me in any position Hiro: - neru, probably Neru: he’s out of the office 95% of the time!	- Aikia got busted! - Naria: DOLCE SENPAIIII Ubi: also wanderer’s minuet was so painful Ubi: when I was trying it yesterday Naria: they said to say ubi is gay Ubi: wow Aikia: -.- Aikia: say it like it’s from you!
“I’m trying to wipe as fast as I can.”– Rarity Belle	Not even a quote, but according to Steaming Bride, Neru fucked us in A6S.	Neru: I DON’T HAVE Neru: (( O )) Neru: ….
Ubi: pls neru Ubi: I’ll give you pity 5mi Neru: fuck u ubi Neru: go die Neru: never talk 2 me again Ubi: WHY CAN’T I Ubi: OMG	Neru: btw what are mog tokens called again Ubi & Kiriya: >> Carved Kupo Nut Neru: WOW LOL Neru: it’s like white Neru: oh thanks Neru: isearch kupo	Aikia: can anyone hear me? Aikia: or has anyone heard me in the past 10 mins? Aikia: ………………… Aikia: I thought I was that unfunny… Neru: LOL Neru: IT’S OK AIKIA
“I’m getting some erp action.”– Aikia Kraslord	“Aikia, get a fantasia and change that nasally voice.”– Scherza Heartstrings	“I am the most desperate person ever.”– Ubi Crispin
“I like stories of suffering.”– Ubi Crispin	“God, I’m a shitshow today.”– Ubi Crispin	“Goddamn sexy irish myth reference.”– Ubi Crispin
Neru: GUYS Neru: I need Neru: ADVICE Scherza: Kiss her Neru: no not that kind	Sasuun: rare knows it already, I don’t need to prove anything Dolce: that your love for him is -100/1 Rare: chyaaaa Rare: NO	““omg fml I’m the R U D E S T.” – Ubi Rudin” – Sasuun Damace
“OH ur inside already.”– Neru Memeru	“I’m a well dressed sassy hoe.”– Lunaria Knight	Sasuun: you can examine me I guess Ubi: time2examine sas
Neru: ………….. Neru: forgot to strip Will: lewd	“I’ll pray for a shaft.”– Neru Memeru	Dolce: Ikea looks like a pedophile irl tho Lunaria: I bet :o
“Now, how shall I punish Aikia? ….for calling me a slut.”– Scherza Heartstrings	Neru: nice butz Neru: I mean bootz	“Ubi is D cup.”– Aikia Kraslord
Aikia: do you have to die for it to proc? Aikia: or can u do it at 100% Sasuun: don’t tell me what to do with your greasy dorito fingers Naria: im terrified… Dolce: LOL Aikia: You little bitch…	Exia: I like role playing the most though Dolce: Exia, do you ERP or something? Neru: wow LOL Steaming: all day everyday dolce Geir: Dolce is looking for new ERP buddies Ubi: dolce asking the important questions	Sasuun: I did a couple roulettes with rare and aikia and they were like Sasuun: “oh, I can tell this sis as because this isn’t dolce dps” Sasuun: loll Dolce: OMG THAT BACK STAB Sasuun: THEY BOTH SAID IT Dolce: THAT BACKKKKKK STABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
Dolce: Ikea, are you horny for Alb or something Ubi: alb would break IRL if Aikia had his way with him tho Aikia: ?????? Aikia: You’re all gross Kiriya: >_>  <_< Kiriya: I can’t even deny that… Ubi & Dolce: LOL	- Neru got Aikia when he’s logging off - Aikia: YOU TRADE CANCELLED Aikia: MY LOG OFF Aikia: WTF Neru: HAHA Neru: FUCK YES Dolce: LOL! Neru: MISSION ACCOMPLISHED Dolce: THAT WORKS!? LOL!	Neru: AIKIA Neru: UR POMPADOUR Aikia: hi Neru: is pristine Neru: that is all Aikia: Thanks Neru, you know having an ally feels… Neru: gnight aikia LOL Dolce: go to bed Ikea Aikia: ….gay. Don’t say weird shit dawg
Ubi: potd is glowing shaft of light Ubi: like Japanese censorship	Neru: trying to upgrade Neru: my fasion first Neru: LOL Neru: fasion Neru: FASHION	Aikia: ubi Ubi: yes aikia Aikia: want to marry me no homo? Aikia: then divorce? Ubi: whut
Neru: is sort of addiction in a weird wayyy Neru: … addicting*	Dolce: how to summon Ubi Hiro: talk about biology or AI or midterms	“I’m always watching Sas.”– Aikia Kraslord
Ubi: tragic Dolce: ur a tragedy Ubi: I am a tragedy because of Neru: ubitragi Ubi: y o u Neru: wow are u Kelly clarkson Ubi: LOL Ubi: I don’t even know who that is Neru: BECAUSE OF YOUU Dolce: LOL! Dolce: WHAT Neru: something something something Ubi: no idea	Aikia: No one’s talking to you nerd Lunaria: you’re the nerd Aikia: D: Dolce: LOL! Aikia: I’ll cuss you out so bad if I ever see you in Discord again Lunaria: go sit your ass down somewhere and hush Aikia: ………………………. Dolce: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Lucaeyl: Hey Aikia? Would you like some gauze for that burn?	- Picking roles for EXDR - Neru: wait Neru: who is doin wat Dolce: DPS Neru: I can dps or heal I prefer not to thank tho Rare: I’ll tank Sasuun: wow rude Sasuun: “prefer not to thank” Neru: TANK Rare: LOL Neru: TANKKKK
Ubi: dolce is like my pimp Ubi: except she makes me do everything	Neru: I found chun oli cosplay	- Impersonating Ubi - Hiro: omg I need to study but I’m so busy having fun in potd orz
Neru: I just caught a Neru: >> Blindfish Neru: MY BROTHERS	“I make a good steamed bun.”– Ubi Crispin	Aikia: haha Ubi Aikia: Now you’re the FC msg bitch Aikia: …oh he’s not online
- Not getting along with Rare - Dolce: riiiiiiiiix!!!!! Neru: hey steamin Sasuun: hallo Dolce: my favourite bardddd Dolce: NOT RARE Sasuun: oh snap Geir: Daaaaaaamn guuuuuuuuurl Rare: LOL	- Crafting Hell - Neru: WOW THIS IS Rarity Belle has logged in. Neru: BALLS GAY Neru: the irony is Neru: I don’t need any of this HQ Ubi: BALLS GAY Neru: probably Ubi: neru’s new motto Rare: first thing I saw when I logged in Neru: no Rare: BALLS GAY Neru: it’s FUCK CRAFTING	Sasuun: no you’re 18 Dolce: NO Sasuun: remember Ubi: LOL Dolce: NO SHUT UP. YOU’RE 18 Neru: case and point Neru: LOL JK Sasuun: case in point Sasuun: you fob
Neru: do I look like a hentai Steaming: id uno Razine: yes	Ubi: what’s the story Ubi: with aikia and worst fashion LOL Dolce: ohs Sas has a sweet tale on that Dolce: he’ll tell you the story Sasuun: once upon a time Sasuun: aikia is a hoe Sasuun: the end	Thank you for another memorable year for me to quote you all! For more, please hop into part 4 of Cucco quotes (yes, that’s year 2017) :D