Cucco Quotes - PART FIVE

 

 

- Reminiscing Old FC -

 

Sas: I remember Ava had big coconuts on his banana tree

Ava: HFC!!!

Sas: that sounds more like a penis doesn’t it

Ava: I’mma go there right now

Dolce: yes…..

Ava: WEW

Dolce: well now Ava transgendered into a female roe

Ava: HEY

Dolce: since you basically hinted his cat was a futa LOL

Ava: WAIT WUT

Ava: This isn’t some ERP SERVER

 

 

 

 

- Fantasia Chat in Eureka -

 

Dolce: here I’ll fantasia you

Dolce: into a lala or a roeg

Lunaria: I thought about it but I just switched back

Neru: LOL WHERE

Sas: I’d rather be a roeg

Dolce: and then I’ll go on PF and write you a PF

Sas: looking for a foxboy pup

Dolce: “LF little lalafells uguu wuguu OwO who can please this big daddy.”

Lunaria: ….

Dolce: LOL

Sas: * notices ur bulgey wulgey * OwO

Lunaria: I’ll stay a cat

Dolce: LOL!

Lunaria: omg LOL

 

 

- Too Much Eureka -

 

Ubi: just give me

Ubi: 5000 lockboxes

Dolce: I still have…a lot of lockboxes <_<

Ubi: they don’t cost any time to open now LOL

Ubi: no channeling time

Ubi: LFG lvl 20RDM

Ubi: oops

Dolce: WRONG PLACE TO TYPE THAT LOL!

Dolce: inb4 you ask: when’s gale?

Ubi: when’s gale?

Scherza: New title: <Lord of Gales>

Scherza: U B Crispin’, Lord of Gales

Ubi: stahp

Dolce: Ubipasnusnu

Ubi: rude

 

 

- In Sigma V3 Savage, add Dadaluma spawns -

 

Kiriya: Dad’s out to play <3!

 

 

Sas: berserk lust is my new album

Neru: whats the featured single

Sas: ur momma

 

 

“That’s America, and it’s in November. Canadian Thanksgiving is when they fill kiddie pools with maple syrup and wrestle in flannel overalls.” – Geir Ornstein

 

 

 

 

- Getting Ready for Raid -

 

Rare: brb a sec sorry, grab something out of my car

Dolce: rare kidnapped a young girl

Kiriya: again!?

 

 

 

- Trying to get Rare in Trouble again cus he didn’t cap tomes on week -

 

Sas (forgot to mail Rare pots): ohs sry ur not my fren jk

Dolce: Rare didn’t cap this week btw

Rare: woooow my heart t.t

Rare: THIS WEEK JUST STARTED

Rare: OF COURSE I HAVEN’T YET

 

 

- In Sigma V3 Savage -

 

Aikia: I like Kiriya’s outfit, I’m gonna draw a hentai of his character

Kiriya: Sure

Kiriya: How much do I pay you?

Aikia: Alright, how many boobs do you want to have?

Kiriya: How about four?

Aikia: Uhm, I’ll try.

 

 

“Call me Deep Throat.” – Aikia Kraslord

 

 

No one can survive ERP with me.” – Avasir Lan’dal

 

 

“Plz check this dick.” – Aikia Kraslord

 

 

 

 

“Can you take it out?” – Neru Memeru

 

 

 

 

- Trying to Remember Old Members -

 

Avasir: Whoever it was and his internet gf when we were trying T8

Rare: HAHAHAHAAHA I KNOW WHO YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT

Dolce: INTERNET GF….

 

 

 

 

 

“Do butches go to Home Depot a lot?” – Ubi Crispin

 

 

- Eureka Hangout -

Dolce: 3 shots per death cause you’re 19 * points to Sas’ Eureka level *

Neru: I do need alcohol

Dolce: Neru drink

Sas: I’ll take a shot every time I kill you guys on my bobo

Neru: that’s 2 for me

Dolce: okay that’s 10 shots for you

Sas: tbh I killed you guys more than I died when I was walking around at a low level

 

 

- Aikia logs in & greets Ava -

 

Ava: Ohhhhh, it’s Aikia

Aikia: sup bitch

Aikia: long time

Ava: Ayyyyyyyy

Dolce: wth you call Ava a bitch the first thing you say to him!?

Rare: Ava #1

Avasir: maybe is just Aikia

Ubi: he’s trying to say he’s Ava’s bitch

Scherza: It’s Aikia, did you expect aught less?

 

- Lunaria logs in -

 

Neru: hi luna

Rare: ((Good evening!))

Dolce: hallo chanel!

Aikia: Luna smells like gorilla piss

Ubi: hi lunaria!

Aikia: said Dolce

Lunaria: heya

Lunaria: Aikia smells like dog shit

Naria: can confirm

Dolce: HAHAHA

 

 

- Dinner Talk -

 

Aikia: what did u eat for dinner Chase?

Dolce: avacados

Ava: Made some enchiladas and red rice

Ava: Dammit

Aikia: LOL omg

Aikia: forgot about avacados

 

 

 

 

 

“Aikia’s so cool and I’m jealous because I have medium penis DPS.” – Root Groves

 

 

- Someone got denied -

 

Avasir: Wassup Rare

Rarity Belle has logged out.

Neru: LOL

Dolce: LOL!

Avasir: WOW

Dolce: HE LOGGED OFF

Dolce: HAHAHAHAHAAH

Sas: denied

 

 

 

 

“Aikia sure talks a lot about penises and dicks for sum1 who not gay….” – Root Groves

 

 

- Text Services -

 

Scherza: Hm…I need an anonymous text message service

Geir: www.creepersatus.edu

Dolce: is that a real site?

Geir: I mean probably

 

 

 

 

“Don’t party with Lunaria, she can’t solo anything [in MHW].” – Aikia Kraslord

 

 

- Rare rating his Uber drivers in Eureka while I’m ubering him -

 

Rare: 5 star ubi rating

Rare: URBE

Rare: UBER

Dolce: UBI!?

Rare: GOD

Rare got aggro and dies

Dolce: OMGGGGG

Rare: 1 STAR

Rare: 0.5 STAR

Dolce: OOPSIESSSSSS

 

 

- Washroom Breaks during Raid -

 

Ubi: brb wc

Ubi: back, washed hands, etc

Dolce: U-Ubi why you need to share that you washed your hands…

Ubi: BECAUSE

Dolce: do you normally don’t…?

Ubi: YOU GUYS ALWAYS ASK

 

 

 

- Neru Amazon Shopping for Moisturizers -

 

Neru: I’m putting that shit in my amazon cart

Jash: I’ll be your nightly moisturizing ritual

Jash: WAIT I MEANT* IT’LL

Melon: LMFAO

Neru: LOL OMG I DIDN’T EVEN NOTICE

 

 

 

 

 

“I’m just messing with my junk, as usual.” – Neru Memeru

 

 

- Poor Lunaria in Eureka -

 

Lunaria: I keep getting rp’d on

Rare: ((/wink))

Lunaria: nights get weird in Eureka

Dolce: ((/wink))

Rare: LOL

 

 

 

 

 

“I identify as a Ohio-san.” – Razine Arcsen

 

 

- Judging Rare’s Looks -

 

Dolce: wow you changed your hair again Rare

Neru: wats it like now

Dolce: something uglier :3c

Rare: I can’t decide

Rare: YOU’RE UGLIER

Dolce: WOW

 

 

 

 

“I should join that marriage hookup thread just to get the mount, but I’m scared of what creeps I may come across.” – Luna Reverie

 

 

 

- Languages -

 

Ubi: a cup oppai nice

Geir: I don’t think oppai means what you think it means Ubi

Ubi: probably

 

 

 

 

“Rare sounds so fucking hot.” – Aikia Kraslord

 

 

- Casual FC Chat -

 

Jash: I need a drink

Jash: so thirsty

Melon: ya u are ;D

Dolce: LOL!

 

 

 

 

“I thought Fae was a little boy [in FE6]….” – Rarity Belle

 

 

 

 

 

 

“Is Oboro a guy or a girl [in FE Fates]?” – Neru Memeru

 

 

- FC Business Ideas -

 

Aikia: Respect my armpits.

Lunaria: not until you charge more

Aikia: :D

Rare: GOTEM

Aikia: You’re officially my assistant

 

 

 

 

 

“I laugh at my own shit.” – Avasir Lan’dal

 

 

- How Dolce plays “Healer” -

 

Ubi: You mean [Rare] solo heals

Neru: Dolce got a pocket healer

Rare: LOL PRETTY MUCH

Geir: Yeah heal with Dolce implies Dolce heals

Rare: HAHAHAHA

 

 

 

 

 

“If you were named [inserts Aikia’s real name], wouldn’t you be the biggest try hard motherfucker around?” – Avasir Lan’dal

 

 

 

- Ubi’s Mom -

 

Ubi: I wish my mumma was a lockbox

Dolce: why

Ubi: then I wouldn’t have to clean after her

Dolce: WOW LOL

 

 

 

 

“Honestly, I love you Ubi.” – Avasir Lan’dal

 

 

- Normal FC Chat -

 

Neru: ((Hello!))

Aikia: don’t play with my stick…

Scherza: Why shouldn’t Neru play with your stick?

 

 

 

 

“Go back doooown.” – Aikia Kraslord

 

 

- Another Casual FC Chat -

 

Dolce: “he’s a fuckboi on a stick” – Aikia 2018

Ava: lel

Neru: “I’m the stick.” – Aikia

Aikia: And you have small dick dps

 

 

- Ubi and Crafting -

 

Ubi: oh hai

Lunaria: hey Ubi

Ubi: was washing dishes lmao

Dolce: that sounds fun

Scherza: Ubi is such a master crafter, he’s unlocked the dishwasher spec for cul

Ubi: that’s

Dolce: LOL!

Ubi: not even crafting anymore

 

 

 

- What’s Consent? -

 

Root: can I see ur roe boobies

Ava: Could bounce a quarter off my roe’s abs tbh

Dolce: ya I giv u permission u don’t need ava’s

Root: k ava where ur titties at

 

 

- Girls Being Judgey  -

 

Lunaria: once in a while I happen to see something she write [in Discord] lol

Dolce: do you roll your eyes

Lunaria: yes

Lunaria: they get stuck sometimes

 

 

- Another Casual FC Chat -

 

Ava: Like I teleport in and see a shirtless dude on a bench

Ava: You just know

Dolce: did you teleport straight to their ( ______ )

Ava: NOPE

 

 

- Typical FC Chat -

 

Dolce: if Yotsuyu lost her memory and I’m Lord Hien

Dolce: would’ve told her she was my slave :3c JK LOL

Ava: UMMMMMM

Lunaria: what kind of slave?

Dolce: :^)

Lunaria: LOL

Ava: Asking the important shit

 

 

 

- Doing Weekly Scrips -

 

Sas: ya pleasing the new whore

Ava: Oh is that where you get to dress up the qt?

Sas: ooo I think it is

Avasir: I remember seeing the pre-patch or whatever and it’s like “She’ll trust you!..... and let you dress her up….”

Sas: :^)

Ava: >.>

Dolce: :3c

Ava: <.<

 

 

 

- Talking about Tomes and Gearing for Raid –

 

Dolce: ohs what about creations o: ?

Neru: if I cap this week I can get a top

Neru: but I could’ve done something like

Neru: sigma nm hat, o12s top, creation bottom

Neru: an the hands/boots with prev currency, and byakko weap and some accessory with omega nm

Neru: oh wait I meant men for bottoms

 

 

- Typical FC Friendship -

 

Aikia: hey luna

Aikia: did u start yet?

Lunaria: yeah

Aikia: oh fuck u then

Lunaria: eat a dick

Aikia: coincidentally…..

Aikia: I have a meat stick in my mouth

Lunaria: ……

Lunaria: gay

Aikia: spicy pepperoni

Scherza: Aikia, starting fresh?

Aikia: $2.59

Aikia: it’s really good

Dolce: that’s one cheap meat stick

Scherza: Cheap Italian gay?

 

 

- Normal FC Chat -

 

Scherza: Okay, Ikea

Scherza: Put a collar around me.

Dolce: whoa

Lunaria: eww

Dolce: go on

Dolce: LOL!

 

 

- EXCUSE ME RARE -

 

Rare: hiii, have you done the fight yet?

Dolce: no

Rare: NOT YOU

Lunaria: the normal one

Rare: TALKING TO LUNARIA

Dolce: WOW

 

 

- Greeting FC Mates -

 

Rare: heyaaaaa

Lunaria: hey Rare and Sas

Ubi: no I just found sas in Rhalgr’s Reach LOL

Dolce: who is Sas

Lunaria: oh lol. I can’t see anyone log on while in hell

Dolce: LOL

 

 

 

 

- Raid Parents -

 

Geir: No no, I’m the team mom

Ubi: ((Hmmm.))

Dolce: whos team dad

Geir: Aikia obviously

Geir: That’s why we’re gonna get married

Dolce: LOL

Ubi: Aikia…………

 

 

- Ubi’s Theme Song -

 

Ubi: >> Songs of Salt and Suffering Orchestrion Roll

Ubi: dolce do you have that because I need to spend my red scrips

Scherza: wait

Dolce: NO I DON’T

Ubi: do you want one LOL

Scherza: is that the main raid theme?

Dolce: yes please!!!

Ubi: IDK it’s from red scrips

Dolce: that’s Ubi’s theme song

Ubi: gathering

Ubi: LOL IKR THE NAME

 

 



- Don’t Play with Your Food -

 

Ubi: oh wait

Ubi: I forgot toe at food….

Neru: I was like

Sas: dun toe my food

Neru: toe?

Ubi: sorry Sas

Dolce: LOL

Neru: LOL

 

 

- Very Normal FC Chat -

 

Neru: WHY WAS I KNOCKED UP!?

Ubi: bad placement

Geir: Didn’t use protection

 

 

-  Mini Race Please -

 

Dolce: I’d throw my money at the screen if a small lala sized miqo race ever comes

Scherza: I, too, would throw Dolce’s money at the screen if mini-cats were playable.

 

 

 

Thank you for 2018 everyone!

Another great year together, Cucco ^__^

Time to welcome 2019!


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